Everything I Love Is Illegal Expensive Or Blonde Oversized Hoodie
A relaxed unisex hoodie made from approximately 339 GSM three-end fleece with a brushed interior. The 60% cotton, 40% polyester fabric has a substantial feel, while the double-layer hood and kangaroo pocket keep it easy to wear.
This hoodie is designed to fit relaxed. Choose your usual size for room to layer, or size down if you prefer a closer fit.
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Shipping:
Free standard shipping to the destinations we serve. Available to the destinations we serve. Your delivery estimate is shown at checkout.
Returns:
Contact us within 60 days of delivery for free standard returns for a replacement or store credit. Items must meet the return policy conditions.
For a change-of-mind refund to your original payment method, request within 30 days of delivery. You pay return postage. See the policy for conditions and exceptions.
This style uses cotton-rich fleece. Our printed pieces are made to order to help avoid excess stock. Check the product description for the exact blend and follow the care instructions.
Metric + imperial
| Size | Length from HPS | Chest width |
|---|---|---|
| S | 71.1 cm28 in | 54.6 cm21½ in |
| M | 72.4 cm28½ in | 59.7 cm23½ in |
| L | 74.9 cm29½ in | 64.8 cm25½ in |
| XL | 76.2 cm30 in | 69.9 cm27½ in |
| 2XL | 77.5 cm30½ in | 74.9 cm29½ in |
| 3XL | 78.7 cm31 in | 80 cm31½ in |
Product measurements, not body measurements. Lay a garment flat; measure length from the high point of the shoulder to the hem and width straight across the chest.
US vs. Others
Heavyweight fleece. Room to layer. Unfiltered thoughts.
| The details |
|
OTHERS |
|---|---|---|
| Heavyweight fleece | Included | Fabric quality varies |
| 339 GSM brushed fleece | Included | Fabric quality varies |
| Room to layer | Included | Fit varies by brand |
| Original MALVICE design | Included | Design originality varies |
| Durable fabric & print | Included | Durability varies |
| Free worldwide shipping | Included | Shipping fees vary |
| Independent streetwear brand | Included | Brand identity varies |
| 60-day free returns | Included | Return policies vary |
| Support before and after your order | Included | Support availability varies |
Free standard returns for replacement or store credit. Refund requests within 30 days; return postage applies.
What our customers have to say.
Bought this as a joke gift for my boyfriend because of the “DON’T TALK TO ME I HAVE A CRAZY GIRLFRIEND” print and now it’s genuinely one of his favorite shirts 😂 The oversized fit is exactly what we wanted — relaxed without looking huge on him. He’s 5'11", around 170 lbs for reference. The cotton feels thick and actually has some weight to it, and the print still looks bold after a few washes. Definitely doesn’t feel like one of those cheap graphic tees. Would 100% order another one.
Ok not to be dramatic but this might be my favorite shirt I own now. Ordered like they recommend and it's the perfect oversized fit, not too baggy not too tight. Fabric is actually thick too which surprised me bc a lot of these graphic tees feel paper thin. Would 100% order again already eyeing 2 more designs lol.
Bought this one for a night out and honestly the back print did all the work 😂 Had multiple people stop me to read it and ask where the shirt was from. The oversized fit sits really nice without looking sloppy, and the cotton feels thick and premium. Even after a couple washes the print still looks exactly the same. Definitely one of those tees you wear when you want people to notice it.
Okay this shirt is literally me 😂 The ‘I’m not shy, I just don’t like you’ on the back gets comments every time I wear it. The oversized fit is actually perfect — loose but still flattering — and the fabric feels thick without being heavy. I was worried the white might feel cheap or see-through but it doesn’t at all. Already one of my favorite everyday tees.
Bought this for my boyfriend and it was instantly a hit. The back design is hilarious and gets attention every time he wears it out. The oversized fit looks really good on him without being too baggy, and the fabric feels way thicker and better quality than most graphic tees we’ve ordered online. The print came out super clean and still looks great after washing. Definitely feels like one of those shirts people notice right away. Would order again for sure.
Okay this one was made for me 😂 The ‘I’m Slavic Blonde and Not Easy to Handle’ print gets so many reactions whenever I wear it. I love how oversized it is without looking shapeless, and the cotton feels way thicker than I expected. The red print looks really clean against the white too. Wore it with denim shorts and it instantly became one of my favorite casual outfits. Definitely getting another design.”
Bought this for a weekend away and the back literally says everything 😂 Don’t party with me if you have plans tomorrow got so many comments the first night I wore it. The oversized fit is perfect loose and comfortable without looking ridiculously big. The cotton feels thick and substantial too, definitely not one of those thin cheap graphic tees. The red print looks super clean on the white and still looks fresh after washing. Already planning to wear this way too often.
